damn it, dan!

bdsmgeek:

actuallyuniquenudes:

The Shibari Mermaid by Unique Nudes
You Tumblr guys really seemed to love the Shibari Mermaid stuff, so before I post the link of all the images for sale I thought it was only fair if I gave you a preview of some of them, as I know many of you do not follow my deviantART account.

Some specifics:  We used 375 feet of rope to complete this entire design.  There was a paramedic on site, two additional safety team members on the surface and one more intern underwater monitoring with a camera. PLEASE do not try this yourself without a proper team in place!!

Beautiful!

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Anonymous asked: If a girl let you take her to bed on the first date, would your thoughts be along the lines of "wow she is cheap and easy"?

ariaelennox:

sexpektations:

Nope. If she’s having sex on the first date, that means you are, too. Why should one person get stuck with a social stigma and the other doesn’t? Sex is a two-way street, and there’s no place for double standards like that.

@sexpektations  I heart you. ♥

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ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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  • Friend: *sneezes*
  • Me: Bless you
  • Friend: *sneezes five more times*
  • Me: chill