damn it, dan!

sublimewifey:

Just what I needed today. Thank you my friend.

Reblog for a friend. Love you, babe… Even though you won’t see it here. lol

sublimewifey:

Just what I needed today. Thank you my friend.

Reblog for a friend. Love you, babe… Even though you won’t see it here. lol

(Source: staypozitive)

thedailybeard:

There’s two women running their hands through this guy’s beard at the table across from me at Texas Roadhouse.

Can’t wait for this to happen for me.

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Anonymous asked: OMG, I'm nervous. Could we, really? I'll let you do whatever you like if you'll eat me. If you like doing that.

Lol, yeah, not a damn chance, anon.

One, my wife would tear you apart and god knows what my girlfriend would do. ;)

Two, yeah, no… Just, no.

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Anonymous asked: I live near you. Can I come to your house and do it with you? I want that beard between my legs, please.

Come off anon and we’ll talk.